28 noviembre 2011

Over 9000 in the market!

Going to the market is always a funny thing to do when you're a Spaniard in Poland, or at least when you speak Spanish. The names of the products will never stop surprising me... [1], [2], [3].

For example, here we have the concetrated tomato sauce Madero... to keep the public order under control!
Saquen loh papele der coshe y la documentasiónnn

But the best, in my honest opinion, is this one. Prince of the strongest race of warriors in the whole universe.

Vegeta! What does the scouter say about his power level!?

All this stuff is giving me great ideas for a super dinner!

26 noviembre 2011

Always late

How is it possible? is it destiny?
Every single day I go to my lessons, I'm late. Like 10 minutes.
Science has taught me to run experiments and so did I. The first days I was late, I ran out of the house with only 30 minutes left. The metro takes 16 minutes to Centrum and the bus takes 10. Plus the 5 it takes to get to the metro from my place. That makes 31 minutes. Just 1 minute late.

So I thought: okay, let's leave the house with 45 minutes. Results?
10 minutes late. Why? because the metro isn't working or the bus won't come because of a traffic jam.

So yesterday I wanted to push it to the limit. 1 hour to make it! but what happened this time?
I spent 20 minutes stuck in the bus in Nowy Świat and Krakowskie Przedmiescie, in front of University, unable to leave because we weren't in the bus stop. THAT SUCKS! seeing my classroom from the bus, being in front of the building and being stuck there knowing for some fucking reason I'd be late ONCE AGAIN.

FUCKING WHYYYYYY!

It's destiny! IT'S MY DESTINY!

So I gave up.
I will just go to the lessons whenever I feel like it. If I'm late, then I'm late. And if I'm on time, then fuck yeah.

23 noviembre 2011

Optimus Prime is here!

All our worries are gone, for HE has come.
Take that, Decepticons!

Autobot in disgise.

Just kidding. It's the garbage collection service.