Sam returns, now in its final form!

In december I wrote about Super Sam, which had a superior form called Mega Sam.
But what I've found is even bigger than what I once thought I could ever find, even bigger than the Ultra Sam.

Let me introduce you to...

This MUST be his final form, unless there's a MultiverSam... somewhere...

Pressing Catch in the Metro

Last night (sober), as I sat down in the metro on my way back home, I noticed something unusual.
A big, chubby man with long curly hair and a constant laughter was wrestling his (I guess) daughter inside the wagon. The girl was quite similar to him physically.

They were marking every single move like they were fighting in a ring and they even shouted like it was real.

Before one of the stops, the father took his daughter's head and started smashing it against the driver's door (playing, of course), and shouting: baaam! baaam! baaam! with every hit, which made the driver come out and start shouting at them, thinking it was a real fight.

They started laughing and fighting again as soon as the driver came back to his place.

Solid Snake in Tram 26

Months ago I had the pleasure of seeing Bill in the bus 175, next to me. Then I knew the zombie apocalypse was near (it's always near, like The Rapture but without an actual rapture).

But then I saw... Solid Snake! For those of you who won't click on the link on his name, he's the main character in the videogame series Metal Gear.

And he's real!

Pero, ¿qué coño?